Gifts from Middle Earth

As promised, here is my next Holiday gift guide.  This time we will be looking at 10 gifts that are perfect for the special LOTR or Hobbit fan in your life.  Just like the previous gift guides, if you see something you like, click on the picture and it will take you right to a site where you can purchase the item.  I am not sponsored or affiliated with any of the sites, so I gain nothing from this, just here to help.  So, let’s start our journey, our gift giving journey through Middle Earth.

1. The Precious

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One gift to rule them all…

It’s a pretty hot item in Middle Earth.  Everyone seems to want to get their hands on it.  Now it can be yours.  Granted, “One Ring” replicas have been around for a while, but if your favorite LOTR fan doesn’t have one, they probably want one.  This particular one is available on ThinkGeek.com for $99.99 and is made of tungsten, plated in gold and available in various sizes.  Beware: If you get this for a loved one, you may become only the second most important thing in their life, as this will obviously be number one.

2. Map of Middle Earth

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They don’t have GPS in Middle Earth, so make sure you have a map.

If you don’t know where you are going, you could end up anywhere.  This map will help if you ever find yourself in Middle Earth and you need to find the shire.  The truth is, one of the coolest things about fantasy novels is the maps that are almost always included in the book.  Like everything else in the Fantasy genre, Tolkien set the standard for this.  Now you can have a version of that map to hang on your wall at home.  This particular one is available at ThinkGeek.com for $39.99 and is already mounted on wood, and would like nice on any wall.

3. The Lord of the Rings Card Game

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Card Game for the Ages

Folks who love fantasy books and movies are also usually folks who love board games and card games (not like Uno or SkipBo).  When you can find a game that combines both, you usually have a hit on your hands.  This is the Lord of the Rings Card Game.  It is a cooperative game in which 2 players work together to win the game.  A great game for game night when the kids go to bed.  One where one side won’t feel bad because the other side is just so extremely smart and good at everything she does so there is now way I can ever beat her at any game, EVER!…I mean, generally speaking, and of course not from experience.  This is available from Amazon.com for $31.95 and is prime eligible.

4. Gandalf and Saruman Salt and Pepper Shakers

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Because why not?

Nothing says “I am a really big fan” like having Salt and Pepper shakers modeled after what you love.  These are great.  The cooler schemes work out perfectly, because obviously this was when Gandalf was still the Gray (he’s the pepper) and Saruman was the White (Salt).   They are also magnetic.  I suppose this keeps them in this stance when not being used.  These are available on Amazon.com for $19.50 and are Prime eligible.

5. Gandalf’s Pipe

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Make any cosplay complete

Now I don’t condone smoking of any sort, but if I did it would be pipe smoking.  There is just something more refined about it, and it smells better.  This is a fully functional pipe, so if you would like to use it for that, you can.  It also makes a great conversation piece for any LOTR collector.  This is available from ThinkGeek.com for $64.99, and Bilbo’s pipe is also available.

6. Lord of the Rings-50th Anniversary Edition

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One book to rule them all

Bringing the 3 volumes together into one volume, just as it is intended to be read, this beautiful edition of the Lord of the Rings would be ideal for any fan of the movies or books.  This is a hardbound copy with a nice slipcover.  It contains all 3 volumes of The Lord of the Rings: Fellowship, Two Towers, and Return of the King.  It is available on ThinkGeek.com for $79.99 (which would include free shipping!)

7. LEGO The Hobbit Video Game

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LEGO + Hobbits= Awesome!

If you have not yet tried out the LEGO video games yet, then you are missing out.  They are hours of good clean fun.  Once you play through the story, then you need to go back and keep playing the levels until you have unlocked all the characters and secret sets and so on.  It is a lot of fun.  Plus, they are well-known titles like Marvel and DC and LOTR or Hobbit, so your kids will be into them too, and you won’t have to worry about too much violence or sex or language.  This title is available on Amazon.com and ranges from $15 to $30 depending which platform you purchase it for.

8. The Desolation of Smaug: Extended Edition

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When you just can’t get enough of that Middle Earth goodness

You might think it is a little overkill to turn a single novel into 3 really long movies.  If you think that, then you might think it’s a lot of overkill to then release extended version of those movies on home video.  But for fans of the franchise, it is just more Hobbit to love.  Just in time for the final installment, this extended edition comes out.  It is available from Amazon.com for $19.96 and is Prime eligible.  You can also get it through their video streaming.

9. Arwen’s Pendant

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A shining star

I always really liked this love story from Lord of the Rings.  Aragorn needed Arwen and she needed him, and their love would out live either of them.  This pendant symbolizes the love between them, as she gave it to Aragorn and he wore it proudly.  Now you can give it to your loved one for Christmas and let them know that your love is as eternal as theirs.  This is available at ThinkGeek.com for $199.99.

10. Thorin’s Key

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Give your loved one the key to your heart…or something like that.

Now you can have your very own key to adventure and treasure.  This is a great replica of the key that started the whole adventure.  If Thorin hadn’t had this key, he would have never gone after their treasure, so they would have never needed Bilbo, so he would have never found the ring, and then given it to Frodo, who would have never needed to go to Mt. Doom.  This key is the key to the whole adventure.  Available at ThinkGeek.com for $29.99.

That will wrap up our Middle Earth list.  Join us again, later today for our next gift guide: Star Wars.  Also check out our first list, Doctor Who.  Share this list with others that might be looking high and low for some great geeky gifts.

 

Jake Dietz
Jake Dietz is a humble bank employee by day, and super dad to 5 little monsters by night. He enjoys all things geeky. That's why he started this blog. He considers himself a member of many fandoms, and dreams of the day when all geeks, everywhere, can find a way to live together in harmony.

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